Attractive alternatives
Me (after finding a towel spread out across an otherwise empty laundry basket): Is this towel clean?
Rich: Oh, yeah.
Me: What’s up with that?
Rich: I was putting my hockey stuff in the washer and Ms. Kitterson was lounging in Ms. Kitty’s blue chair. Ms. Kitty looked out of place so I was trying to create an attractive alternative for her to lounge in the laundry room.
Me: I hope you realize this makes you a crazy cat lady. There’s no turning back now, really.
So I guess that means we’ll be keeping the blue chair for awhile until we can find another “attractive alternative” for the kitties.


just snikcering out loud over here….and thank the good lord that I no longer have to worry about becoming the crazy cat lady; I am not that bad. yet.