Comments on: A prescription for steak and BJs http://www.inabottle.org/2009/06/08/a-prescription-for-steak-and-bjs/ Genie wuz here Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:57:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: artsweet http://www.inabottle.org/2009/06/08/a-prescription-for-steak-and-bjs/#comment-2654 artsweet Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:22:20 +0000 http://www.inabottle.org/?p=1464#comment-2654 Dieticians are the most useless people ever. I seriously think that you're onto a good idea there. That, or the time honored diabetic art of making shit up to make the medical provider shut the eff up. Dieticians are the most useless people ever.

I seriously think that you’re onto a good idea there. That, or the time honored diabetic art of making shit up to make the medical provider shut the eff up.

]]> By: Megan http://www.inabottle.org/2009/06/08/a-prescription-for-steak-and-bjs/#comment-2638 Megan Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:00:01 +0000 http://www.inabottle.org/?p=1464#comment-2638 HAHAHA! Omg. Please log blow jobs and then have the iPhone handy to snap a picture of Marilyn's face when she reads that. . . . oh, and Puckeater, I hope you've eaten your Wheaties. Sounds like you're going to need the energy. HAHAHA! Omg. Please log blow jobs and then have the iPhone handy to snap a picture of Marilyn’s face when she reads that. . . . oh, and Puckeater, I hope you’ve eaten your Wheaties. Sounds like you’re going to need the energy.

]]> By: Kori http://www.inabottle.org/2009/06/08/a-prescription-for-steak-and-bjs/#comment-2637 Kori Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:14:59 +0000 http://www.inabottle.org/?p=1464#comment-2637 Can't breathe, laughing too hard. Can’t breathe, laughing too hard.

]]> By: Corby http://www.inabottle.org/2009/06/08/a-prescription-for-steak-and-bjs/#comment-2635 Corby Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:12:54 +0000 http://www.inabottle.org/?p=1464#comment-2635 <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945" rel="nofollow"><cite>The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia which fits in the existing idea that a paternal factor is involved in the occurrence of preeclampsia. Because pregnancy has many similarities with transplantation, we hypothesize that induction of allogeneic tolerance to the paternal HLA molecules of the fetus may be crucial. Recent data suggest that exposure, and especially oral exposure to soluble HLA (sHLA) or HLA derived peptides can lead to transplantation tolerance.</cite></a> Translation: BJs are nature's way of reducing your body's natural attempt to reject the alien invader Rich has implanted in you. The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia which fits in the existing idea that a paternal factor is involved in the occurrence of preeclampsia. Because pregnancy has many similarities with transplantation, we hypothesize that induction of allogeneic tolerance to the paternal HLA molecules of the fetus may be crucial. Recent data suggest that exposure, and especially oral exposure to soluble HLA (sHLA) or HLA derived peptides can lead to transplantation tolerance.
Translation: BJs are nature’s way of reducing your body’s natural attempt to reject the alien invader Rich has implanted in you.

]]> By: Gina http://www.inabottle.org/2009/06/08/a-prescription-for-steak-and-bjs/#comment-2634 Gina Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:51:17 +0000 http://www.inabottle.org/?p=1464#comment-2634 Well, I'm sure puckeater will enjoy the new idea for protein, but seriously.. your dieticians are just odd. It's like they're stuck on one thing and one thing only. Good luck with the new plan! :-) Well, I’m sure puckeater will enjoy the new idea for protein, but seriously.. your dieticians are just odd. It’s like they’re stuck on one thing and one thing only.

Good luck with the new plan! :-)

]]> By: Tricia (Padraigin) http://www.inabottle.org/2009/06/08/a-prescription-for-steak-and-bjs/#comment-2631 Tricia (Padraigin) Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:26:22 +0000 http://www.inabottle.org/?p=1464#comment-2631 The "What to Expect" books suck. My sister is a Lactation Consultant and Midwife, and she refuses to stock those books in her library. Their condescending tone annoys the shit out of me. The “What to Expect” books suck. My sister is a Lactation Consultant and Midwife, and she refuses to stock those books in her library. Their condescending tone annoys the shit out of me.

]]> By: stringmonkey http://www.inabottle.org/2009/06/08/a-prescription-for-steak-and-bjs/#comment-2630 stringmonkey Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:48:27 +0000 http://www.inabottle.org/?p=1464#comment-2630 "My new plan is to start logging blow jobs in my diabetes journal." Thanks. Now I REALLY have to clean off my monitor. “My new plan is to start logging blow jobs in my diabetes journal.”

Thanks. Now I REALLY have to clean off my monitor.

]]> By: Oriana http://www.inabottle.org/2009/06/08/a-prescription-for-steak-and-bjs/#comment-2625 Oriana Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:22:34 +0000 http://www.inabottle.org/?p=1464#comment-2625 One of the things that so thoroughly yanked my chain Friday was my GI appt. My GI is normally sane but at one point she actually looked me in the eye and suggested I eat babyfood! I am evidently low in hemoglobin, iron and a few other numbers I can't remember right now. Since my diet for over a month now has involved NO red meat, NO pork, NO raw fruits or veggies and very little cooked fruits and veggies, this didn't really shock either of us. I agreed to eat more (over cooked=fork mashable=yucky) fruits, veggies and chicken along with more juice. Maybe I should get a boyfriend instead:P One of the things that so thoroughly yanked my chain Friday was my GI appt. My GI is normally sane but at one point she actually looked me in the eye and suggested I eat babyfood!

I am evidently low in hemoglobin, iron and a few other numbers I can’t remember right now. Since my diet for over a month now has involved NO red meat, NO pork, NO raw fruits or veggies and very little cooked fruits and veggies, this didn’t really shock either of us.

I agreed to eat more (over cooked=fork mashable=yucky) fruits, veggies and chicken along with more juice. Maybe I should get a boyfriend instead:P

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